19 Aug 2009

Welcome to the new WHORE-O

Yes it looks different. "David everything is better before it changes". I am aware of that and I've been talking with science about making some alterations. For all you past-ists, the old look Whore-0 can be found here. When Whore-O gets huge and is on MTV with supermodels and palm trees you can say "I liked the old Whore-O better, before it had the approval of the masses", but I was sick of editing that old thing, with HTML and cutting and pasting - it's not worth the hours it's printed on. I say hate it if you must, you four or five people that read these secret journals, but hatred hurts the hater more than the hated. Today's Whore-O is this message of new foundations. It does look a little tatty right now, that is because I have no idea what I'm doing with this blogger thing. I just look at a page of code and I experimentally change bits until it looks closer to right than it does wrong. If there are any experts in the field who may have a few pointers, then chuck 'em over. For your convenience I offer you this old Pop Larkin video set to some lovely Aphex Twin. Scroll down to see the other Whore-Os.



Crumbled by Unknown @ 16:49

6 comments:

  1. Austin Hodge19/08/2009, 19:04

    It's actually been quite some time since a magical update to WHORE-O has risen. I came to the realization that the ritual is intoxicating; constantly rewriting the same text and article and pasting them onto another page in an repetitive state... This seems nicer.

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  2. Q2730/08/2009, 18:31

    Awesome video. AB1 is my favorite song on Classics.

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  3. Unknown02/09/2009, 10:08

    I like to see that you're offering a bit more for your more intelligent fanbase rather than the usual 12-year-old fans who go "eww gross" when watching Salad Fingers.

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  4. from the past came foward to represent the grave.17/09/2009, 06:37

    david's a kunt, get me some mcniggets bitch. and som titties.

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  5. Anonymous18/10/2009, 00:18

    Hi David,

    I hear you about the "huh?" factor with Blogger. I gave it about 4 years before giving up. WordPress has been awesome, with all the plugins you need installable in a few clicks if you have WP on your own domain (which is easy as Fat-Pie to set up through GoDaddy). Switching themes takes seconds once you install them (also with no messy downloading). The plugins cover just about anything you could want for free, from autoresponders to automatic payment systems for writers.

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  6. 22219/10/2009, 09:26

    It's the 'foundation' of social mayhem for years to come.

    Strange portals laid over virtual planes
    I see a man, his life, and friends
    crunched-up into Sugary Consumable Bits®
    Machinations of his beautifully crooked cogs Glimpses over odd- and probably contrived times paralleling mine
    My own Jagged Brain Teeth™
    viewing my life, and friends
    foreword-back through yours.

    strange fucking tools mans built no?

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