tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8732936341392639162024-02-07T02:36:53.688+00:00You clicked the WHORE-OThis is my super top secret page where I put stuff that's even more crap and pointless than the other stuff on the site. Older Whore-o entries can be found at the bottom. "You may forget about Whore-O, but Whore-O never forgets about you" - The ManAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-11760861486485710692011-06-04T02:43:00.002+01:002011-11-27T01:14:23.012+00:00The 100 million view curse.100 million is a huge number. One couldn't possibly imagine 100 million people. It's more than the population of the UK, and we are packed in pretty tight here. Due to the ever increasing popularity of the internet, I've started seeing this number pop up on hit counters, particularly Youtube with its unfathomably large userbase. I have however noticed one thing in common with all the videos that have smashed the 100 million mark on Youtube - THEY ARE ALL FUCKING ATROCIOUS!. I don't just mean they are middle of the road, predictable, fashionable tat that comes and goes and doesn't really offer anything but cleverly marketed drivvel; I mean they are so nauseatingly, fantastically dire that just thinking about them evokes feelings of cold, empty, alienated depression akin to the feeling of losing a close friend to a terminal illness. If I were better with words, I could spend a lifetime describing the feeling I get when I see twice the population of the UK flock to something like this:<div><br /></div><div><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/astISOttCQ0" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" width="425"></iframe></div><div><br /></div><div>It really just makes me want to cry. Some people cry for the victims of earthquakes and tsunamis. I cry for the people who don't have the brainpower to see what is wrong with this. I cry for the artists, musicians and film makers who spend their lives barely getting noticed and I cry for the creators of this, who clearly have been possessed by the devil of shamelessness, fingered by the troll of desperation and dry fisted by the god of terrible ideas.</div><div><br /></div><div><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zBbMAJgBymA" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" width="425"></iframe></div><div><br /></div><div>Someone has been able to quit their job on the strength of this shitstream of cunting abortion bile. Just consider that, the next time you're at your desk typing invoice numbers into a 15 year old computer, sat on a chair that served you up a fresh cocktail of IBS and piles, cold-calling helpless old ladies that don't even understand what your company sells, knowing that sneering twat of a boss is monitoring your calls so you can't even be honest and tell them it's a fucking scam. Just remember that one afternoon, some absolute twat with the most basic knowledge of animation and music thought they'd put together a video of farting babies singing in a bath, and was able to live comfortably without working. I'm not joking. 1 million hits with an ad can earn you a few grand, so 200 million hits with an ad and iTunes sales is going to set you on a merry journey to coinland. People get angry at Justin Bieber for being richer than they ever will be at 15 or however fucking old he is, well he's probably been doing that since the age of 2, pushed and pushed by a forceful dictator of a parent, and as a result has missed a proper childhood and will end up like Michael Jackson, a dead old weirdo. So forget him.</div><div><br /></div><div>I've realised that the only other videos that I can find with over 100 million views are Bieber and that stupid Friday song (that was purposely made terrible to get people talking). So this post has petered out. I can't actually decide whether people really do have absolutely no taste and no idea how to spot when something is terrible, or it's just that a new level of terribleness has been invented (like post-terrible or terriblecore) and we're all just curious to find out how bad it could be. And it obviously works: Go Compare, Crazy Frog, Cillit Bang --all purposely marketed in the most horrifically awful way so that people would talk about them. There are laws and restrictions for use of explicit language, nudity and violence because some people get offended, how is this any different?<br /><br />Edit: Here are some music videos that have smashed that 100 million boundary. Beiber has one at 0.6 BILLION hits, but I shan't post it. He doesn't even exist. Instead here are 3 song that sum up our generation of music buyers.<br /><br /><iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8UFIYGkROII" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br /><iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Bg59q4puhmg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br /><iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4m48GqaOz90" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br />If anyone at any point in the future dares to look back at today's popular music scene with an appreciative nostalgic eye then I can't bare to imagine what new depths of shite we're heading for. I think we're due a music revolution, one without any money attached to it.<br /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-83571562421907061122011-05-23T04:09:00.014+01:002011-05-23T04:36:10.656+01:00Dr. Firth Lost Blog<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-oUwfHfSGPkFg9YUbnB8fk7QZ2YcHO_7deb2E0DM6GunONdc4hyphenhyphenj8Ffeq3mArI-M8QJ5HzmqDq5Sla5Q8iyk3TD9Zh5uApTfL0ak70_yA-LNf1hMG6iOjfSvKr7QgaVFp1m4ALuTZyT4/s1600/drfirth_250.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 287px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-oUwfHfSGPkFg9YUbnB8fk7QZ2YcHO_7deb2E0DM6GunONdc4hyphenhyphenj8Ffeq3mArI-M8QJ5HzmqDq5Sla5Q8iyk3TD9Zh5uApTfL0ak70_yA-LNf1hMG6iOjfSvKr7QgaVFp1m4ALuTZyT4/s320/drfirth_250.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5609744355768950690" border="0" /></a>The BBC asked me to write some blogs to accompany Jerry Jackson's cartoons a while ago. They didn't really specify what they wanted, so I made up some nonsense in the style of a newspaper style help column. I delivered this last one a little late and they didn't get round to publishing it. So here it is.<br /><blockquote></blockquote><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:180%;" >QUITTERS, THINGS AND THE QUITTING OF THINGS</span>.<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Don't burn your fanny on a candle, it's Dr. Firth with some wise shapes.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Letter from Walter Ribbon:</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);" class="Apple-style-span">Last year I quit my life due to a financial misunderstanding and I've been regretting it ever since. Give me second chance Doc!</span><br /><br />If we could project our regrets, then the majority of life would be dull and quite withdrawn, wouldn't you agree Walter? I once sodomized a knackered bulldog, and I still feel pretty bad about it. He was absolutely helpless and I took advantage, but I don't regret one second of it. I wouldn't do it again, but if I went back in time I wouldn't NOT do it again either. The reason being is that, on my way to the police station, following the supposedly illegal buggery, I found sixty pence and a soggy box of cigarettes that someone must have dropped. They dried out fine, and the money came in useful. I wouldn't have happened upon this fortunate care package of delights if it weren't for my brazen, sinful bestiality. But back to your problem. No, I cannot bring you back to life.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Dean in La Rochelle says:</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> I recently quit smoking, but then quit quitting, which didn't last for long and now I'm thinking of changing my mind again.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Letter from Curly Sue:</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);" class="Apple-style-span">I'm a huge success. I'm a big champ and I'm on top of the world. Should I quit while I'm ahead, or should I have quit just before I was ahead? I mean I probably could be further ahead, but feel I may slip down to slightly less ahead, but still considerably ahead if my recent form were to continue. What I mean to say is: "When is the right time to quit?"</span><br /><br />Well Curly, there is a time and a place for everything, but also a time and a place for nothing. The remaining times and places are generally for something, but exceptions can be made. Having said all that, if you don't quit before it's too late, you could end up impotent, with the face of a tobacco chewing, weather-beaten fishing enthusiast. It depends what you're after in life.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Mason Critch says:</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> I once said the word "quit" repeatedly until it lost all meaning. I was worried that it would last forever, but it didn't.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Letter from Shaggy:</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);" class="Apple-style-span">Is age just a number? I heard that it's also a sound and a smell.</span><br /><br />You're an idiot. You really don't qualify to see my response. Stop reading now. Everyone else can continue. The answer is yes. Age is just a number. That is the excuse you're supposed to use in court. "She said she was 17 and I am very gullible". Putting yourself down is good for pity. Age is definitely just a number, but a massively important one for some record holders, myself included. For you see, I was once the youngest person in the world, but my record didn't last long enough for me to cash in. I was beaten 4.2 seconds later by a young chap in Ecuador. He didn't grow up to be a famous doctor though, he actually just died in a war or something along with his ugly brothers.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Thanks for the memories. That's enough work for now.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-11855328583280163942011-01-08T22:19:00.002+00:002011-01-08T22:22:33.665+00:00Leprechaun ToyboxHere's a tiny little Irish man dancing to Locust Toybox:<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RxbY8x4THM0?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RxbY8x4THM0?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />Credit goes to Morgan StackAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-33367117515261149332010-12-11T01:02:00.004+00:002012-03-31T00:46:50.282+01:00Birdphex Twin<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/you_qQ3CPVk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br />Birds tweet beautiful melodies, but they sing them too fast for us to hear properly. I slowed down some audio of birds tweeting that I accidentally recorded in my back garden to discover a lovely, simple, catchy melody hidden within. I don't know what type of bird it was, but it was singing the same melody over and over again, altering the pattern slightly each time. I slowed it down even further to find a haunting ambient drone. Whilst it is true that you can slow down almost any sound to get a haunting ambient soundscape, there is no denying the melody, that sounds almost too familiar, too coherent to be coming from a bird.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-81941075641786924302010-10-05T17:42:00.006+01:002010-10-15T14:45:27.061+01:00Radio ShitHey whore-O. How are you doing? Sometimes I forget you exist. You seem to serve as an outlet for stuff that isn't important. I like to separate my stuff into different outlet streams based on how important they are. In an ideal world I would post everything I do on the front page of fat-pie, I would be honest about exactly what I was up to and therefore be able to update all the time. But I feel this bullshit kind of pressure, like I need to live up to something, like I can't post something that isn't really that impressive.....and so we have Whore-O. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Today's Whore-O</span> is about some radio bits. I have been filling some tiny little slots (15 minutes) on Ant and Jim's DOPPLER EFFECT: a show on Doncaster local radio. The first two shows are just like mixtapes really; a bunch of songs I chose, some strange sounds and a little bit of talking. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SOAW2WCT">#1 - Psychedelic/Lo-fi/Fuzzy</a><br /><a href="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MK9U15FR">#2 - Punk/New wave/Indie</a><br /><br />The shows after this have been as WallerFM's GRAHAM and TERRY, a parody of local radio DJs. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UDOX01OY">#3 - Graham and Terry "Thanks"</a><br /><a href="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8O6UM8GH">#4 - Graham and Terry "Dry Mouth"</a><br /><a href="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JOXBVSC8">#5 - Graham and Terry "Crisps"</a><br /><br />There will be a few more Graham and Terry episodes then it will go back to just me, as Crust is currently <a href="http://christiansasiaadventures.tumblr.com/">exploring the far east</a>. You can listen to these each week live on the <a href="http://www.sinefm.com/listen_live">SineFM website</a> no matter country you live in. Doppler Effect is on Thursdays at 10pm-midnight. Our bits are usually about 25 minutes in, but you should listen to the whole thing because it's a damn good show.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-33434815212767490962010-04-24T19:34:00.020+01:002010-05-02T20:09:28.737+01:00Expert Village Idiots #2(Title stolen from the comments, thanks nomardll769)<br /><br />If Expert Village were a garden tool, it'd be EVERY garden tool, welded together to create a gargantuan, tangled, metallic monstrosity. In theory, it would be infinitely useful, but in reality it is infinitely useless. Since the last entry, I have stumbled upon at least another Whore-O's worth of useful wonder, in fact there's probably enough material for another fifty.<br /><br />For those unfamiliar; Expert Village make instructional videos for Youtube. They have posted hundreds of thousands of videos on every subject imaginable. People often ask me "are you sure it's not all a big joke?". It's a good point, it could be, but after nearly 140,000 videos, I think any comedy collective would be a little disappointed with the response and lack of comedic recognition.<br /><br />For example, Elliott Kwong here is teaching us how to shoot a spit wad.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/weNa1eZ3wUA&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/weNa1eZ3wUA&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />Elliott tackles a silly subject, but maintains serious throughout and gives some helpful tips. Expert Village know this is worthless, but it must make them money, right? Well, this particular video has 612 hits (over 2 years) which in youtube ads, equals less than £0.30p. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">So what did I learn?:</span> Expert Village don't refuse <span style="font-weight:bold;">any</span> videos, and Elliott's get rich quick scheme was a failure.<br /><br />But Elliott needn't worry about money, because financial fear is a thing of the past, thanks to Emotional Freedom expert Jordan Savage:<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GRdvK31E4w0&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GRdvK31E4w0&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />It also works for headaches:<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iOfD5W2fv7A&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iOfD5W2fv7A&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">So what did I learn?:</span> I deeply love and respect myself.<br /><br />Now that you know how to spit, and are free of headaches, you probably feel like relaxing, having a drink, and pissing around with some boxes:<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SnqW6PfYwWU&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SnqW6PfYwWU&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />"It's not complicated, but can add a degree of complication to the routine." This man sure knows his stuff.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">So what did I learn?:</span> I learnt the phrase "if done big" which makes perfect sense if you think about it.<br /><br />On the subject of lonely men with nothing to do; Matt Cail really likes Halloween. Using only experience as his guide, Matt solves the age old mystery: What if Trick-Or-Treaters can't get to your door?:<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j8CGSY6bNq4&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j8CGSY6bNq4&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">So what did I learn?:</span> If I want stupid, ugly little kids at my door, asking for something for nothing then I have to fix my path and do the gardening. Doesn't sound like a great deal to me.<br /><br />How many times have you been filling in a form or applying for a job, when a difficult question has arisen: "What's your life number?". You're stumped! There goes that job in upper management. You're disappointed in yourself and so you should be, because everyone has a life number, and all it takes is some birthday maths to make it magically appear. Assuming her audience is a slow child, Carmen Lynne explains:<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/W1KGJldU0YY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/W1KGJldU0YY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">So what did I learn?:</span> Lou's boring and Carmen's been drinking cherry aid.<br /><br />Digital lifestyle expert ROKOZXSCZ is very excited about his iPad. Being an expert on digital life, he teaches us how to unbox it. Don't watch any more than five seconds of this one.<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CqIuh6K0BNs&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CqIuh6K0BNs&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">So what did I learn?:</span> I learnt so much that I couldn't possibly write it all down.<br /><br />If you're wondering how Expert Village find all of these professionals, then you're in for a surprise. They're actually just robots, programmed for certain tasks. Here is an example of an Expert Village Robot that specialises in making crappy cardboard castles:<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3JtQ0C-fqk0&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3JtQ0C-fqk0&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">So what did I learn?:</span> If you're rubbish at making cardboard castles and you have the most boring, monotonous voice in the world, you should combine those skills and call yourself an expert.<br /><br />I've spent too much time over the last few days watching Expert Village and it does horrible things to my head. I find myself thinking in tutorials, speaking in my head as a Village Expert. This happens when doing the most banal of household tasks, and still I don't explain them well enough to be of any use. That's why this post must end here and never begin again. Most of the videos Expert Village release aren't laughably bad, they're just boring. Either that, or they're only funny if you know a lot about the subject in question. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">So what did I learn overall?:</span> Watching hundreds of Expert Village videos, and finding less than ten vaguely amusing ones isn't worth the time or effort.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-23649314522764897612010-04-24T17:44:00.019+01:002010-05-02T19:02:05.306+01:00Youtube's Auto Transcribe or "Confuse The Deaf"I have to hand it to Google, not only do they provide countless unfathomably useful services for zero cost, they also continue to update these on a regular basis with futuristic new features beyond our wildest technological dreams. Google aren't afraid to release an ambitious new idea before it's been perfected, which is why we have "beta". The latest bullet of beautiful beta is Youtube's Auto-Transcribe system, which attempts to automatically subtitle videos using speech recognition. For anyone who's ever tried "Dragon Naturally Speaking" or other speech recognition software, you'll know that this is an area of technology man is far from mastering. Youtube's Auto-Transcribe system is no exception. It's a system so unbelievably flawed, so massively incorrect, what it comes up with is almost poetry.<br /><p align="center"><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjjSAz1MmcEGxonN1IJxa8RCjw7CDobZQrNy5f7WrIPRBp-O_mUPBndTvnaqQAqyqtNME5p3TrBM6rPI-3IHbFmpcOhaadgCfrzPPwTe7H3sQo5ErPdnItGDRX3l2CXM5GzfBQjUqbzG4/s1600/johnofbright.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjjSAz1MmcEGxonN1IJxa8RCjw7CDobZQrNy5f7WrIPRBp-O_mUPBndTvnaqQAqyqtNME5p3TrBM6rPI-3IHbFmpcOhaadgCfrzPPwTe7H3sQo5ErPdnItGDRX3l2CXM5GzfBQjUqbzG4/s400/johnofbright.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463764319161200002" style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 222px; " /></a></p><br />The following of my videos have this option enabled. For the best results, <span style="font-weight:bold;">mute your sound</span> and click the CC button at the bottom right of the video, then select TRANSCRIBE AUDIO and let Google re-write the dialogue.<br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxY5fDn5sjQ&feature=related">Burnt Face Man</a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWlXxoz6Gpc">Sock Lops</a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIoaRp9S_jQ">Men From Up The Stairs</a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-kDF5ghcSI">Burnt Face Man 5</a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SugwO4EWjkk">Music Mouth</a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RBelz8BgX0&feature=related">Devvo!</a><br /></p><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQe5U7C4v_egbIPXj4hKmmbEANNRxBJxfUGyzOpC4W0rokw0M7nedpxaxzDoUJcBcb8UUTk5cTAs_z8CibLdEGirZRl_Y596r3PHaQpjLmw-V6wu16Oj6KnhtG2DHj0x6utrntyUF7dV0/s1600/bfmATS.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQe5U7C4v_egbIPXj4hKmmbEANNRxBJxfUGyzOpC4W0rokw0M7nedpxaxzDoUJcBcb8UUTk5cTAs_z8CibLdEGirZRl_Y596r3PHaQpjLmw-V6wu16Oj6KnhtG2DHj0x6utrntyUF7dV0/s320/bfmATS.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463761813124309842" style="cursor: pointer; width: 463px; height: 323px; " /></a><br />This option doesn't seem to work for all videos. It couldn't understand Salad Fingers and didn't even try with Jerry Jackson. I do trust Google will improve it though, but until then, deaf people are going to be very confused.<br /></p>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-64863011398465824662009-09-02T18:01:00.031+01:002010-03-08T04:13:49.468+00:00Expert Village: Useless VillageToday's Whore-O is all about Expert Village, the 20th most subscribed channel on Youtube. They have 393,768 subscribers, which is hardly surprising because they have posted 138,952 videos. Yes, one hundred and thirty eight thousand, nine hundred and fifty two videos. Can you even imagine that many videos? The average length of an Expert Village video is around two minutes, meaning that if you were to watch them all back to back without any gaps, it would take over half a year -but I'd say half a year well spent, because you'd emerge an expert in the field of everything.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLrrfcazEfmrczQsUOk92BxJmDopgzAX1TUmK-m2WVrCB-7AZ9Ss-dhgVrc3VUwLJBqXWcb4C1ohT3R3SUOSk5Oh4kE5zBre9oTQMlbFB3pIXX0aoG4YMeqacHm6misHh2WGBDG06xgS4/s1600-h/expertvillage.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 42px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLrrfcazEfmrczQsUOk92BxJmDopgzAX1TUmK-m2WVrCB-7AZ9Ss-dhgVrc3VUwLJBqXWcb4C1ohT3R3SUOSk5Oh4kE5zBre9oTQMlbFB3pIXX0aoG4YMeqacHm6misHh2WGBDG06xgS4/s200/expertvillage.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377670235904217586" /></a><br /><br />Dear Expert Village, I would like to know how to draw Will Smith. No problem David, our "artist extraordinaire" Bill Connolly will guide you through it in less than three minutes. Good because I'm in a hurry.<br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3n-QIorfUlc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3n-QIorfUlc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /></p><br /><br />You'll notice straight away that he's laughing as he tells us his name. He's laughing because he thinks we're idiots. You'd have to be one to believe him when he says "I'm going to draw Will Smith from memory" when we can see plain as day it's already on the fucking page. "Start with a lie" that's the first rule of art. If you bother to watch the rest of it then you'll see that even with construction lines it comes out awful, especially the body he throws in.<br /><br />Ok, so now you're an "artist extraordinaire" you'll probably want a nice English accent, like Dick Van Dyke. Look no further because Tracy Goodwin is an American lady, but an expert in the English accent. Take a look:<br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="480" height="270"><param name="movie" value="http://betaplayer.dailymotion.com/swf/video/xchv7g"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://betaplayer.dailymotion.com/swf/video/xchv7g" width="480" height="270" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br /><b><a href="http://betaplayer.dailymotion.com/video/xchv7g_how-to-speak_news"></a></b><br /></p><br />Edit: Expert Village took the whole series down from Youtube and their own site -presumably because of all the complaints. I managed to find it and re-upload to dailymotion.<br /><br />Now you're English, you'll obviously know what a nappy is. This woman is an expert at making them look like a cake:<br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4TTjwprX1MY&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4TTjwprX1MY&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /></p><br /><br />She's an idiot. Don't watch the whole video. I didn't. I have no idea how it ends. Back now to our art theme and a more advanced lesson with "How to Draw a Dodge Viper in Photoshop":<br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L_RXs6ZpSHw&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L_RXs6ZpSHw&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /></p><br /><br />He already has a picture of the Dodge! He didn't make that. Keep watching as he nails the curvature of the wheel, and ends up with....a black shape. I'm struggling for words here, these videos just sell themselves. Who are these people? Are they being paid? Who classes these as experts? This next video features a man who can do the moonwalk forwards! Why?<br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/syxBHNJ-MOE&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/syxBHNJ-MOE&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></p><br /><br />Trainers scuffing and squeaking on the floor; very gracious. Lovely flowing movements. Now teach me to play punk rock on the drums.<br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D_Q6fZiN7OM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D_Q6fZiN7OM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></p><br /><br />Ow!<br /><br />I'll round this up here with another from Bill Connolly, "Artist and Caricature Extraordinaire" and this time he's drawing Michael Jackson.<br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sIz7EcW3lq4&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sIz7EcW3lq4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /></p><br /><br />What are you laughing at Bill? You can't bare to draw his new face? I'm not surprised. This video was released before Michael Jackson was popular (again). Bill pays tribute in glory with an almost photographic representation of Mr. Jackson from when he was young, gifted and black. A perfect goodbye for any dead pop star. Try it yourself.<br /><br />If you have half a year to spare, then why not wade through 138,952 videos of pure knowledge over at <a href="http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=expertvillage&view=videos">Expert Village</a> and a further 16,000 on their new channel <a href="http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=eHow&view=videos">eHow</a>.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-14382242930495382442009-08-23T16:44:00.003+01:002012-03-31T00:48:33.100+01:00John 64Marty Poom, the legend behind Mel Gibson's Safari returns with John 64, a PC conversion of his 1995 classic.<br /><br /><iframe width="640" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Xij2xZPmF50" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br />You can download this game as well as <span style="font-weight:bold;">Mel Gibson's Safari</span> for nothing...and the files are small. Marty has an archive of forgotten games which I'm sure he'll release in the near future.<br /><br />Download <a href="http://martypoom.tripod.com">here</a><br /><br />As a bonus, here's a rather splendid review of Mel Gibson's Safari I found on youtube:<br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GPLK5ReZnT4&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GPLK5ReZnT4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /></p>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-9444592974979096022009-08-21T00:07:00.001+01:002009-08-21T00:09:05.154+01:00Nicolas CageI've got a picture of you.<br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ehFsqVWGAdc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ehFsqVWGAdc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /></p>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-46595187167612325922009-08-19T16:49:00.006+01:002009-08-20T17:57:03.140+01:00Welcome to the new WHORE-OYes it looks different. "David everything is better before it changes". I am aware of that and I've been talking with science about making some alterations. For all you past-ists, the old look Whore-0 can be found <a href="http://www.fat-pie.com/whoreo1.htm">here</a>. When Whore-O gets huge and is on MTV with supermodels and palm trees you can say "I liked the old Whore-O better, before it had the approval of the masses", but I was sick of editing that old thing, with HTML and cutting and pasting - it's not worth the hours it's printed on. I say hate it if you must, you four or five people that read these secret journals, but hatred hurts the hater more than the hated. Today's Whore-O is this message of new foundations. It does look a little tatty right now, that is because I have no idea what I'm doing with this blogger thing. I just look at a page of code and I experimentally change bits until it looks closer to right than it does wrong. If there are any experts in the field who may have a few pointers, then chuck 'em over. For your convenience I offer you this old Pop Larkin video set to some lovely Aphex Twin. Scroll down to see the other Whore-Os.<br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0qCgN7XQy4I&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0qCgN7XQy4I&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /></p>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-85829084637630636252009-08-19T16:44:00.001+01:002009-08-19T16:47:37.840+01:00Pop Larkin's BitsToday's Whore-O is a trip down retro alley with a compilation of Pop Larkin stuff filmed between 1998 and 2003. This is what we did before fat-pie, we pissed around with a camera and made each other laugh.<br /><br /><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bGjZr_IR2bo&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bGjZr_IR2bo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-14175388962329124512009-08-13T23:56:00.002+01:002009-08-13T23:57:51.722+01:00Devvo ImpressionsToday's Whore-O is all about shit Devvo impressions that people post on youtube. Warning: cringeworthy content ahead.<br /> <p align="center"><br /> <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tSiipqCBV-4&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tSiipqCBV-4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><br /> <p align="center">For some reason this one is called "The Real Devvo" I was expecting a video featuring someone that resembles Devvo without having to act at all. Very very misleading title.</p><br /> <p align="center"> </p><br /> <p align="center"><br /> <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WEG8LvyDeMg&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WEG8LvyDeMg&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><br /> <p align="center"><font color="#000000" size="2">This one was called "Drunken Devvo Impression" which, if you ask me is just an excuse. Everyone's annoying when they're drunk and these two are no exception. When the word "drunken" is part of the title, you at least expect someone falling over, slurring their words or being sick, none of that here. Just a very bad accent and a bloke who seems to find bikes quite amusing. </font></p><br /> <p align="center"> </p><br /> <p align="center"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tO_61Y4Ijmo&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tO_61Y4Ijmo&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><br /> <p align="center"><font color="#000000" size="2">Every other Devvo impression claims to be "the best ever" but this one goes a little further and claims "Best Ever No Doubt!" which is a little cocky if you ask me. "Ronno" is the chap in question here with his sweaty tshirt and big chemical eyes. He wastes no time in launching himself at the camera repeating the phrase "what yer doin' round 'ere dickhead?". "<span>absolutly brilliant</span>" claims the video description which leads me to think that the author was still high on lovebeans when he posted it.</font></p><br /> <p align="center"> </p><br /> <p align="center"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_GgWMwuiGao&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_GgWMwuiGao&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><br /> <p align="center"><font color="#000000" size="2">I don't know what that is. No need to say anything else. </font></p><br /> <p align="center"> </p><br /> <p align="center"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kx3CK-QuCKU&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kx3CK-QuCKU&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><br /> <p align="center"><font color="#000000" size="2">Wow, this kid is scary! Wouldn't want to bump into him in a dark alley. Craig is his name and a big chunky "LOL" sits firmly in the description box. A gift from himself? maybe. Down in the comments MadCapMan says "Best impression i've heard" and that was one year ago. I wonder if that opinion stands to this day? I can't see why it wouldn't.</font></p><br /> <p align="center"> </p><br /> <p align="center"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Suagh1LqEnQ&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Suagh1LqEnQ&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><br /> <p align="center">I'd like to take the opportunity to apologise for the quality of today's WHORE-O entry and for sharing such bad videos. We couldn't give you a tour around the world of bad Devvo impressions without doing one ourselves could we? Please don't send your own in we've had enough of them.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-87331733309191521462009-08-13T23:54:00.001+01:002009-08-13T23:54:58.732+01:00Miss PugToday's Whore-O is our very own pissing cup. Tinkle tinkle.<br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xxu2bvPwjPw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xxu2bvPwjPw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></p>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-4329288670934934382009-08-13T23:53:00.001+01:002009-08-13T23:54:13.072+01:00Crunch & FirgulToday's WHORE-O is an evening with Crunch and Firgul. It's just us talking absolute shite after we went to see Electric Eel Shock. Includes some super-bad Devvo impressions.<br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fTkfyWOurQM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fTkfyWOurQM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></p>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-88103122394640243632009-08-13T23:50:00.001+01:002009-08-13T23:52:37.508+01:00El ShatadorToday's WHORE-O was posted as a response to the November Devvo vid on youtube. There's no shortage of Devvo related vids on youtube, but we found this one to actually be funny.<br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/46Rs894pNDI&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/46Rs894pNDI&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></P>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-37821534486075531392009-08-13T23:49:00.000+01:002009-08-13T23:50:31.655+01:00AussiemaniaToday's WHORE-O is an Aussiefestorama. Back in 2003 we made a bunch of clips making fun of Australians and the way Australians see English people for a website all about Aussies. The site was a joke, but some people got really offended and eventually it was hacked and deleted. Here is a little compilation of some of the bits I found kicking about on my computer. Some of these were filmed as joke responses to the website, and some are just silly.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nxNATM3SDJc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nxNATM3SDJc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-78582746669351875032009-08-13T23:46:00.001+01:002009-08-13T23:49:22.199+01:00OtterinoToday's WHORE-O was filmed at the Leeds Festival. Some kid calling himself "Paul Weller" and eventually "Otterino" came over and started telling us about all the drugs he'd done and how he pleasures himself. A truly odd character indeed. Some bits are quite hard to hear as the guitar was being played right next to my camera.<br /><br /> <p align="center"><embed src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?videoUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvp.video.google.com%2Fvideodownload%3Fversion%3D0%26secureurl%3DiAAAAJ_kO9HNOEIQ9HjOaY6B3n5WtO9t8U2OJDZkFvgASkIwdVVvPYKfKuo68FsbPCl3M_a21mLecY_b2iyPR6FKtE6w_v2uO_dLqOHweKg-rAHrAEOEWQsyosAaYgtsZvyDzEJYwiFu6utIWl4JZDFK0wzY0fJhW19AiQD72Z2lBJyQtzctwtTWkK43NoOEuT3qMw%26sigh%3DPGDWEKbgQB7nOTnJl96h7peVc44%26begin%3D0%26len%3D326500%26docid%3D3010397531704623610&thumbnailUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2FThumbnailServer%3Fcontentid%3Dfc67a31c1547e000%26second%3D5%26itag%3Dw320%26urlcreated%3D1139353000%26sigh%3DIDSsuq1j1zDdIuHuRSxRyXyxHxk&playerId=3010397531704623610&playerMode=embedded" align="middle" style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" quality="best" bgcolor="#ffffff" scale="noScale" wmode="window" salign="TL" name="VideoPlayback" > </embed> <br /> </p>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-86792331942442081642009-08-13T23:40:00.003+01:002009-08-13T23:46:28.032+01:00Crazy Drunk RobToday's WHORE-O is the first episode of Crazy Drunk Rob. Something I filmed with Silverfonz back in my University Halls in 2003. I really should put this on the main site, but Rob wouldn't be too pleased, so let's tuck it away on the old whoreO page. Warning: 9 minutes long.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BTRgbRIyL3c&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BTRgbRIyL3c&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Here, as a bonus is episode 6 where Rob is actually tortured by Finbar<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VmL5oBzvLs8&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VmL5oBzvLs8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-42392375314666969342009-08-13T23:38:00.001+01:002009-08-13T23:40:33.020+01:00Devvo bin timelapseToday's WHORE-O is something I flimed with Devvo in my back garden in the summer.<br /><br /><p align="center"><object style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?videoUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvp.video.google.com%2Fvideodownload%3Fversion%3D0%26secureurl%3DiQAAADSFCsin29b8LQ4qPNKGkhemS8Nj7g4oPK02s-Ajb35Bcbdqrmg10T9kJoV37vyeZlCfzwNoufqh2yt_yx0Zop6VZYuP94W0_PBnj0yxsdM8DpvyfKUDmuo_zb077L8aJQtJoA-WBPXmWsRDNKqCRt_Vu4jj496PHHShr2c-Z1JlxHyfBoUHRoVVnfhCcFQ5Uw%26sigh%3Drtvcu6maTiHXSE3NkXexwvWug30%26begin%3D0%26len%3D36600&thumbnailUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2FThumbnailServer%3Fcontentid%3Dbc21441271da7743%26second%3D5%26itag%3Dw320%26urlcreated%3D1137358418%26sigh%3Dk8I3kXICMqiGuDEq9HBsY9OwB34&playerId=3933952321603720990&playerMode=embedded"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /> <param name="movie" value="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?videoUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvp.video.google.com%2Fvideodownload%3Fversion%3D0%26secureurl%3DiQAAADSFCsin29b8LQ4qPNKGkhemS8Nj7g4oPK02s-Ajb35Bcbdqrmg10T9kJoV37vyeZlCfzwNoufqh2yt_yx0Zop6VZYuP94W0_PBnj0yxsdM8DpvyfKUDmuo_zb077L8aJQtJoA-WBPXmWsRDNKqCRt_Vu4jj496PHHShr2c-Z1JlxHyfBoUHRoVVnfhCcFQ5Uw%26sigh%3Drtvcu6maTiHXSE3NkXexwvWug30%26begin%3D0%26len%3D36600&thumbnailUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2FThumbnailServer%3Fcontentid%3Dbc21441271da7743%26second%3D5%26itag%3Dw320%26urlcreated%3D1137358418%26sigh%3Dk8I3kXICMqiGuDEq9HBsY9OwB34&playerId=3933952321603720990&playerMode=embedded"/> <param name="quality" value="best" /> <param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff" /> <param name="scale" value="noScale" /> <param name="wmode" value="window" /> <param name="salign" value="TL" /> </object></p>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-35438903843893067632009-08-13T01:01:00.004+01:002009-08-13T23:37:33.042+01:00Saland Findles TrimputesToday's WHORE-O is a fan-made Salad Fingers tribute. I wouldn't usually put something like this on the site, but this one is somehow SPECIAL.<br /><p align="center"><br /><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0" width="400" height="400"><br /> <param name="movie" value="sfomg.swf"><br /> <param name="quality" value="high"><br /> <embed src="http://www.fat-pie.com/sfomg.swf" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="400"></embed><br /> </object></p><p><br /><table width="461" border="0" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5"><br /> <tr><br /> <td height="153" bgcolor="#743829"><p class="style8"><strong>From: Bigjerryj</strong></p><br /> <p class="style8"><strong>Subject: SALLAD FINERS EPISODE </strong></p><br /> <p class="style8"><strong>TO MR DAVDI FIRTH I HVE EMAILED U B4 ABOUT AP APISODE OF SALLASD FINERS THAT I WROTE ND U NEVR REPLYED SO I LAERND FALSH MX 2004 & I MAID IT MYSEFL. HEAR IS MY SALLAND FINGER TRIMPBUTES. </strong></p><br /> <p class="style1 style3">P.S. plZ PLZ PLA LET ME RITE FUTURE EPINSODES WITH U!!! </p></td><br /> </tr><br /> </table><br /></p>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-33392519689934675852009-08-13T00:58:00.000+01:002009-08-13T00:59:59.064+01:00Knackered JamesToday's WHORE-O is a festival favourite. <br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?videoUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvp.video.google.com%2Fvideodownload%3Fversion%3D0%26secureurl%3DkwAAAIpkBqqN1TqZk8uV32MJrdA1_PiCkPk9qAUcgtK4uczqnGAQqddjciiPCdgJRyMkyRP-OO3LI9cFWRMOjl6mlT9cw4NSrTinihlbqNPlGtcWHW7dKy-8sy1pNZQ2SDX7W2XYGZYmixU1ila6u1AA6iojrHW7xckoyZJEntJ3rEbdked-vNCFwn6rn2qHIqBYNboIqi-7_pxVpXWy0qHT49Q%26sigh%3DWWgvobkPeGl0CdAdsHxSrLYiF9w%26begin%3D0%26len%3D52375%26docid%3D6787137458252366218&thumbnailUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2FThumbnailServer%3Fcontentid%3Ded4f7c2aaeea6ad0%26second%3D5%26itag%3Dw320%26urlcreated%3D1139457768%26sigh%3DJq-Y8s_F6YMcOTU6xzTjTmSdmZU&playerId=6787137458252366218&playerMode=embedded" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" quality="best" bgcolor="#ffffff" scale="noScale" wmode="window" salign="TL" > </embed><br /></p>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-23432240614627310572009-08-13T00:50:00.005+01:002009-08-20T15:33:32.482+01:00Crust got stabbed.......I was going to fill this space with a delightful video of Crust being stabbed, but it's a shitty swf file that looks crappy and loads crappy - I hate those. Anyway I hate included it in a compilation of Pop Larkin videos which is on <a href="http://whoreo.blogspot.com/2009/08/pop-larkins-bits.html">another Whore-O</a> so instead here is my friend Callum Wetlegs falling over in the snow.<br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FjBHRDGSp3g&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FjBHRDGSp3g&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></p>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-83318198873607346692009-08-13T00:42:00.007+01:002009-08-19T16:42:52.632+01:00I hate webcomicsThis doesn't really explain why I hate webcomics. It's just pointless shit, but I do hate them and I hate this one as well. Click the shitty, blurry image and a better one will quite craply open in its own window.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTb6kbS4mo1CdZQSLTWsnpieSVib8-MOM3dsn_ujourBXiiF4Xw_W9BExbb_Gg1oV4pNLU99j1-JV_7baBlZ7W_itzlF7f7r7TTHHoVPvy-Y7I41ubxNyzMx5Y8CnPOeTp4lJ7LNHyOAg/s1600-h/webcomic1.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 620px; height: 464px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTb6kbS4mo1CdZQSLTWsnpieSVib8-MOM3dsn_ujourBXiiF4Xw_W9BExbb_Gg1oV4pNLU99j1-JV_7baBlZ7W_itzlF7f7r7TTHHoVPvy-Y7I41ubxNyzMx5Y8CnPOeTp4lJ7LNHyOAg/s400/webcomic1.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369227320099049906" /></a><br />Today's WHORE-O is my very very bodacious WEBCOMIC!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-873293634139263916.post-12893662912619000502009-08-13T00:09:00.006+01:002009-08-13T00:38:59.380+01:00You clicked the "O" in WHOREYou sure did. Clicking the WHORE-O is what separates us from the royal lizards. At the moment I've employed Devvo to do a continuous gun-dance for you. Let him dance until he comes down. <br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0" width="600" height="400"><br /> <param name="movie" value="whoreO.swf"><br /> <param name="quality" value="high"><br /> <embed src="http://www.fat-pie.com/whoreO.swf" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="600" height="400"></embed><br /> </object><br /></p>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781349046444521597noreply@blogger.com9